Here's a little Thanksgiving fun, offered in the hopes that it will distract you from the fact I'll likely be blog-absent for the next few days...
What with all the Thanksgiving turkeys being pardoned lately, at the national, state, and local level, it leaves one wondering what thought comes into a turkey's mind right after receiving dispensation to live.
An optimistic turkey might think, "With any luck, now I'll make it home for the holidays!"
Pessimistic turkey? "Whatever. Still can't fly."
Feel free to add your own Turkey Quotes in the comments section.